Arlene Knowlton
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Major News, Birthday Shenanigans, and Art Galore! 
I hope this message finds you basking in the glow of life’s little joys—like that first sip of coffee in the morning or discovering an extra fry at the bottom of the takeout bag! I’ve got some news that’ll knock your socks off and potentially inspire some wild dance moves: the much-anticipated second *Monochromica*, is set to burst onto the scene in the second week of April!
Get ready, because this edition is packed with more colorful chaos and thought-provoking pieces that will have you questioning everything from the nature of existence to whether you really should have eaten that last slice of cake. Spoiler alert: You totally should have.Now, let’s pivot to something even more pressing—grab your party hats, folks, because I’m officially one week away from leveling up in the grand game of life! 
Yes, that’s right! I’m about to blow out another candle on my cake and, let me tell you, I’m ready to make some serious wishes. I mean, I’ll definitely be wishing for world peace (because who doesn’t want that?), but if I’m being honest, I’ll also be wishing for a little extra gas money to fund my artistic escapades. You know, priorities!Speaking of priorities, I’ve got a little something for you: my art is always up for grabs, and let me tell you, it’s not just any old artwork! If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a piece of my creative genius (or at least something to hang on your wall that’s not a pizza box or that weird poster from college), now’s your golden opportunity! Whether you’re looking to add a splash of color to your living room or simply want to impress your guests with your impeccable taste (and, let’s be real, your excellent decision-making skills), I’ve got you covered. Plus, every purchase helps fund my pilgrimage to Detroit to see one of my all-time favorite bands, the Deftones, and trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this mission! 
So, if you’re interested in adding some pizzazz to your life (and helping me rock out like a true fan), just give me a shout! Thank you all for being such an integral part of my journey and for continuously supporting my artistic dreams. You truly are the wind beneath my wings—or at least the caffeine that keeps me going!
Cheers to all the creativity, laughter, and cake that lies ahead!
Arlene Knowlton
contact@
www.arlenespiratetreasures.com
P.S. If you have any birthday cake recommendations, please send them my way! I’m ready to indulge, so let’s make this a sweet celebration!
Major News, Birthday Shenanigans, and Art Galore! I hope this message finds you basking in the glow of life’s little joys—like that first sip of coffee in the morning or discovering an extra fry at the bottom of the takeout bag! I’ve got some news that’ll knock your socks off and potentially inspire some wild dance moves: the much-anticipated second *Monochromica*, is set to burst onto the scene in the second week of April!
Get ready, because this edition is packed with more colorful chaos and thought-provoking pieces that will have you questioning everything from the nature of existence to whether you really should have eaten that last slice of cake. Spoiler alert: You totally should have.Now, let’s pivot to something even more pressing—grab your party hats, folks, because I’m officially one week away from leveling up in the grand game of life! Yes, that’s right! I’m about to blow out another candle on my cake and, let me tell you, I’m ready to make some serious wishes. I mean, I’ll definitely be wishing for world peace (because who doesn’t want that?), but if I’m being honest, I’ll also be wishing for a little extra gas money to fund my artistic escapades. You know, priorities!Speaking of priorities, I’ve got a little something for you: my art is always up for grabs, and let me tell you, it’s not just any old artwork! If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a piece of my creative genius (or at least something to hang on your wall that’s not a pizza box or that weird poster from college), now’s your golden opportunity! Whether you’re looking to add a splash of color to your living room or simply want to impress your guests with your impeccable taste (and, let’s be real, your excellent decision-making skills), I’ve got you covered. Plus, every purchase helps fund my pilgrimage to Detroit to see one of my all-time favorite bands, the Deftones, and trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this mission! So, if you’re interested in adding some pizzazz to your life (and helping me rock out like a true fan), just give me a shout! Thank you all for being such an integral part of my journey and for continuously supporting my artistic dreams. You truly are the wind beneath my wings—or at least the caffeine that keeps me going!Cheers to all the creativity, laughter, and cake that lies ahead!
Arlene Knowlton
contact@
www.arlenespiratetreasures.com
P.S. If you have any birthday cake recommendations, please send them my way! I’m ready to indulge, so let’s make this a sweet celebration!